Characters & Videos

Here, you can find out everything there is to know (which in many cases isn't much) about each of the characters in my videos. As odd as it sounds, the number one question I get about the characters is "what is that character wearing?" On these pages, we will finally put that question to rest.

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Aquaman's Lament Bacteria Betty and Me Blue Sunny Day
Chiron Beta Prime Code Monkey / Speed Monkey Creepy Doll Cruel, Cruel Moon
Dance, Soterios Johnson, Dance First of May Flickr I Feel Fantastic
Just As Long As Me Live Mr. Fancy Pants Podsafe Christmas Song
Re: Your Brains Shop Vac Skullcrusher Mountain Still Alive
The Big Boom The Captain's Wife's Lament The Future Soon Tom Cruise Crazy

Shop Vac

"Shop Vac" is an ode to suburban angst. The ending is a little dark, but that's life in the 'burbs.

For those of you looking for continuity flubs in the vids, here's one -- Mrs. Shop Orc's brown underwear shows in some of the shots and is invisible in others. I forgot to make it invisible every time. :(

Mr. Shop Orc
  • Guardian Armor
  • Bandit Cinch
  • Bandit Pants
  • Adventurer's Boots
  • Barbaric Bracers
  • Bonechill Hammer
Mrs. Shop Orc
  • Barbaric Cloth Robes
  • Archer's Boots
The Kids

The grown-up versions of the kids are shown below. The younger versions of the kids are just the generic "orcmalekid" and "orcfemalekid" models from the Model Viewer.

  • Brother
  • Orange Martial Shirt
  • Azure Silk Pants
  • Brawler's Boots
  • Sister
  • Bloodsail Shirt
  • Bloodfist Legplates
Guest Appearances

  • Mr. Fancy Pants ("Mr. Fancy Pants") as the fake friend who doesn't call anymore.
  • Dr. Martin ("Betty and Me") as the wife-stealing Night Elf.